careful sarah, you wouldn't want to drown

Once you rock the boat hard enough, and often enough, you're bound to fall in the water. Considering how much Sarah LOVES causing problems for herself, I'm sure she's had time to get used to swimming in it. Maybe her affinity for drama is really just her roundabout way of training to be water polo captain. I mean, it worked out, she got the position! Congrats?

I guess you could say her training started way back when she was dating Lucas Ortega.

Now, before I continue debriefing this: everything I say is ALLEGED. I have my sources, but, you know, they could've been wrong.

Anyway. The two of them never really made any sense to me, and I don't think it came as a shock to anyone when they declared it splitsville. Though, I can only speak for myself when I say that I hadn't expected it to be because she had cheated on him.

Here's where the tricky part comes in.

I've heard like 20 different versions of this story... ok it was only, like, 3. Some people say that it was some random on a cruise that she was getting flirty with, some say it was Fernando, and others say she didn't cheat on him at all and it was only Fernando she cheated on. Like that makes it much better. (But, hey, I'm not here to judge, I'm just here to tell you all the whole sitch)

Now, onto her next... boyfriend? Fling? Involvement? Again, I am NOT here to judge. If anything, I am all for getting yourself into complicated romantic situations. Even if the ways you got into them were vaguely unethical.

So, Fernando.

Sudden? Yes. Surprising? Not in the slightest.

I can't say I know very much at all about their whatever-ship except for the end of it all. I wonder if it was her or Luca who decided to go after the other knowing she was otherwise involved. Either way, why not just end it with him before moving on? Maybe cheating is her hobby. I don't know what she does on the weekends.

The gag of it all, though, HAS to be the fact that this was happening while they were all on the swim team together. Or was it waterpolo season? I'm a little foggy on the details, but either way they all spent hours together after school within a 50 foot radius of each other at all times. I guess you could say with the combination of Sarah and a constant close proximity with other men that weren't her boyfriend it was bound to happen.

Now, Sarah and Luca have had their happy ending so far (though my sources have reported her flirting with other boys throughout, but, you know, that's neither here nor there), so this seems to lack the satisfying ending filled with karmic punishments, right? Wrong.

Remember when I said that if you rock the boat hard enough and often enough, you're bound to fall in the water? Well, Sarah's karma seems to have found her in means outside of romantic and salacious affairs.

The grapevine tells me that she had her captaincy revoked because she was talking smack about one of the managers. All that training and for what?

Well, technically it wasn't revoked and instead she just threw a tantrum and quit the team (this was after the first tantrum she threw when she didn't make captain, ultimately earning her the captain spot) only to later rejoin the team?

So, I guess maybe it did all work out for her.

Careful, though, not everyone is willing to put up with disloyalty and rudeness. Crocodile tears only get you so far.

Let's keep in touch.

ttyl, the tattler